Starred for “bucktoothed pudding.”

Yeah, you donated it. Because you never played it. You didn’t put it prominently on a shelf for a television interview and claim to adore it.

She doesn’t deserve your fairness, anyway.

My Aunt loved Ivanka Trump and was talking about how lovely she is and I was like “well, if we all had that much money to spend on plastic surgery and cosmetics we’d be that pretty too” and the look on my aunt’s face was like... like this was what made her change her mind on Trump. She was so upset that Ivanka isn’t…

Don’t forget the nose. It’s way more pinched than when she was a kid, and you don’t lose baby fat off your nose. Eyes lifted. She basically got a new head.

That’s just cigarettes and yelling at herself in the mirror for not being perfect for her father.

She’s the only “self-made totally independent business wizard” in history who sits there giggling like an imbecile as her father makes remarks about her ass and how they have “sex” in common. She’s just a feminized version of her obnoxious gasbag father...same moronic hand gestures, same contrived facial expressions…

Her face here looks SO much more like Tiffany. Guess the weak chin and jaw came from dad.

Don’t hold back, tell us how really feel !

Ha ha ... She carted a garbage can back from France as hand luggage! Easy to do when you fly 1st or private. Try doing that in coach and I might be impressed, you privileged nit twit.

Wow, she really did have a different face then.

how she avoided becoming a bratty, entitled rich kid. Good for her.

Clue was still in the shrink wrap!

The part where she talks about books is also quite insincere. The copy of her dad’s dumb book Think Big and Kick Ass in Business and Life is blatant product placement.

This was the highlight for me.

Daughter Dingus is a fraud, nothing more than daddy’s little fantasy girl, a carefully marketed package of gassy hot air and vapid platitudes. No one gives a fuck about how pretty, brilliant and perfect she is, no one believes her obnoxious “self-made” bullshit stories and no one cares what it was like “growing up…

Oh, jeez. Take your disgusting star.

Cool interview, Countess Complicit. Tell us more how you’re just like us.

“Dad even helps me apply the Chapstick. He says the best method is to put it on his lips first and then press them to mine to transfer it. He also uses this method to make sure I have plenty of it on my nipples as well.”

It’s going to serve her well when she and her idiot family are all in jail.

God I hate her voice. Like nails on a chalkboard.