“Massive interference”

That’s nonsense, and you clearly don’t know any republicans. 

Why, were you not paying attention while it was happening?

The tomato absolutely owns every single one of you goobers that can’t stop talking about him, and it’s pretty great. 

Considering that white people are the overwhelming majority in America, and that men are the overwhelming majority of sports fans, I can’t imagine that you’re very far off. 

So... are you outraged by the actions of the Athletic? Or did you just USED to be?

You misread the passage to which you are referring, and badly.

Sure, that’s what I’m saying. What are you gonna do about it, hillbilly boy?

She is not a regular person. 

Retaliated against who, shit-for-brains? Anyone with a turban? Because we definitely shouldn’t have done that. 

I think it’s more to serve as a reminder that Ellen is a brand, not an ally. Go ahead and keep defending her, though, like she actually gives a fuck about anything but her bank account. 

It’s football, man. Relax. Nothing that happened last night had anything to do with the trump administration. 

It’s too bad that both of them kept playing after college, because otherwise collegiate success might actually mean something. 

This is a bad take, because it requires an aggressive and quite possibly intentional misunderstanding of what Sherman said. 

It’s almost entirely bad luck. I assure you that the current players don’t give a shit what happened 15 years ago, because many of them were in junior high school.

You could have ended your comment with “As a Yankees fan,” because after that nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say.

How do you know that Ellen is a good person?

What you’re missing is the amount of money Chris Cillizza gets paid to spew out thousands of words that amount to nothing more than “well, it’s tough to say.”

The fuck are you on about, now?

Twice in just a couple of hours! Really stuck on Trump’s sex life today, eh?