The Beach Crow is of Indiana, but he will find no rest there.

Separate but unequal isn't a bug to Mike Pence, it's a feature.

Actually, they were convinced to come back by a personal plea from Andy Dwyer.

Not in Hamilton County it isn't. Though in Walkerton it'll probably buy you half the town if you wanted to.

Indiana still sucks, but now it sucks for everyone equally again. So it's a moral victory, I guess?

"You can try to get your revenge for falling for this, Barsanti, but you couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." - Will Ferrell

Kristen Wiig was already in the Lifetime Original Movie A Dog Took My Face And Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World: The Celeste Cunningham Story.

"He forgot that it's about the cones." - Ben Wyatt

House of Cards Season 4:

Leftoverture is one of the punniest album titles ever.

"Take the song 'Love In an Elevator'. The reason it's so good is because Steven Tyler actually lived in an elevator the summer he wrote it."

Followed by Leap Day Williams to complete the trilogy.

"US Citizen with existing criminal record"

Don't bother, Marky Mark, your skills aren't needed here. Reddit already solved this case in the most incompetent and douchey way possible.

"What's the story on that dog?"

"I don't need a truck, because I ride a subway to work. It runs on millions of volts of raw electricity, regularly eviscerates jumpers/drunks/homeless people, has attractive women grabbing its pole every single day and can haul thousands of tons. It is transport for a true man."

@Dikachu:disqus, are you jacking on in there?

"I quit smoking just to see if he (Denis Leary) would too." - Bill Hicks

From Mom's Friendly Robot Factory in America's heartland, Mexico: Bender!

So now Denis Leary is stealing his ideas from Paul Newman movies?