Anti-Dentite!

I won't stand for someone slandering the perfection that is Bitch Hunter.

"As a man who has thirty years of naval experience, I can say in all confidence that if that crew got together and shot Gilligan, they'd have been off that island in a week. Problem solved."

He's quickly becoming the most unlikeable main character on TV, which is hard to do in a world where Sheldon Cooper exists.

"Our babies need other babies to have sex with! That's just Parenting 101."

That's what happens when you someone eat it.

You callin' Mahky Mahk a fairy? Cause he'll beat you like a Vietnamese shopkeeper for that.

That damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

"I got a new business selling suicide insurance, and it's going great." - Dennis Duffy

I aM TORgo. I Take CARe oF THe pLaCE whILE the MASTer is awAY.

Gazprom, the Russian gas company, calls their Nigerian offshoot Nigaz.

Just think how bad the publicity would have been if they'd have kept their original name, Anglo-Iranian Oil Company.

"What's a 'gina'?"

Hey egghead, sing Fair Harvard for me!

Yinz aren't welcome 'round these parts.

Oil spill? BP was heroically trying to lubricate the Gulf of Mexico.

Next year in Jerusalem!

Your kickbacks, Mr. Halliburton.

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you chose to blow up mine."

A country club that Jews aren't safe at? There's a surprise.