Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

It's due to drop any day now.

"It's all in the Bible, son. It's the prankster's Bible."

Not since Ted Kennedy in a Barney suit!

Like the AV Club cared about new music in the first place. We have Dawes, and that's all the music we'll ever need.

The AV Club

I saw them open for Stalin and His Soviettes.

To be fair, I doubt most Canadian history courses go in depth when teaching about a war their country wasn't even involved in.

"We never meant to trivialize the atrocities or violence that occurred on both sides of the Vietnam War."

In tonight's edition of Raylan Givens, All-American Asshole, Raylan steals Earl's drink while he's talking to Ava at the bar.

The Douchemobile will never die. Mikey and Wynn will ride it into the sunset at the end of the show.

Well Andy Dufrense tunneled out of Shawshank Prison in less than twenty years with one.

Also burned? Wynn Duffy after they turned his tanning bed up to eleven with him shut in it.

All hail Loretta McCready, the future pot queen of Harlan County.

I was really hoping for a Steve Smith-esque "SON OF A BITCH!" as he died.

Rachel doesn't know what the Ickey Shuffle is? What are they teaching recruits at the Marshal Academy these days?

Live episode of Bitch Hunter, or GTFO.

Tatooine is much like North Dakota. It's desolate, bleak and also inhabited mostly by the descendants of lost Scandinavians.

It's true what they say, star wars is hell.

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