a combination of genital stimulation, deep kissing and oral sex – but without vaginal sex.

buddy i have 30 liters of blood in me im never going to have a stroke

Which was great for confusing early auction league fantasy players

I think that was the joke.

It’s too late, your friend’s social security number grew a porn mustache and wears leather.

After getting blue-balled by that flaccid trade deadline, NBA fans desperately needed a hot beef injection and this one really delivered a huge load.

The Will Perdue Rule! One of the great inbounders after a made backet by the other team!

That Tigers pregnant. Now how do you feel for fat-shaming her?

For the record, I think Assange is guilty as sin, but that argument as a general rule is a pretty bad one. It’s the same kind of logic “If you did nothing wrong, you got nothing to hide”, and “If they weren’t guilty, they wouldn’t have confessed”.

This still makes me laugh

Not being prepared for more orders while undertaking a high-profile gig for Kate Middleton seems.....pretty shitty from a business standpoint.

So demand increased and that’s why she went out of business?

SPEAKING OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE NO IDEA HOW BIOLOGY WORKS

Got that Whole Foods $50 gift card. I essentially got myself $8.62 off of one block of cheese.

Got that Whole Foods $50 gift card. I essentially got myself $8.62 off of one block of cheese.

Neither this post nor I have made any suggestion that “Obama’s golf is less offensive than Trump’s.” Why are you trying to shift the goalposts? Is it because you look stupid and you want to change the subject?

I will forever remember Carlson for getting eviscerated by Jon Stewart. It is now thirteen years later, and this is still incredibly satisfying to watch.

would a ditch digging league get more or less spectators than the WNBA?

Are you new here?

In fairness, she mentions “the strain of playing year-round” and the physical toll it has taken. A lot of WNBA players play overseas once the season ends. I don’t think it’s fair to equate a profession that requires year-round strenuous physical activity and training to being an accountant.

98% is a ridiculous number though, statistically speaking. Stonewall Marches have a lower % of gay females than the WNBA does if true