indefinitelyiterated
IndefinitelyIterated
indefinitelyiterated

Most of the people who use “evolutionary psychology” in their arguments (and I use that term loosely here) are not up to date or have never been in contact with the work of the actual scientists who produce it. They get it from popular books and science journalism (which is almost always shit covered in cigarette

I think this is hilarious and relative to the Scurrying Racist, I am certainly more of the solution than problem.

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That’s not enough room for a good throw.

No! She was the epitome of accuracy!

I use a microplane, place the slices in a long line on a piece of cling wrap. Then I fold the cling wrap over, sealing the slices in. Then I wrap the butter belt around my upper thigh and do some vigorous exercise. Works like a charm.

For the record you’re talking about a club with a racist and violent fan base that was owned by a Russian oligarch, sold to an American huckster who may have faked his own death, and then sold to an Israeli mobster with businesses in Miami that used to own the arch rival club.

Between shake and die there should be “commit violent crime while not wearing pants.”

Vodka poured into a half-empty bottle of chocolate milk on the way home from the grocery store in the rain.

True story: my cousin’s baby son was born premature yesterday evening so she put him in an crockpot on a low setting overnight and now he’s a slightly balding accountant.

“Holocaust Memorial? Who was that, when did he die?”

It was late stage syphillis the groundhog got because the cop had a torrid affair with it and infected it. The shooting situation was a coverup by the cop, because he didn’t want his wife, a sheep, to find out he was cheating.

And on the other hand there are the administrators.

Colon would find it in a fold three weeks later and eat it.

Or are they using a baseball to play hockey? Or playing baseball with a puck instead of a ball?

Is that brain cancer contagious?

This admin is like a sloppy kids birthday magician winging it with so many failing tricks to keep the slack jawed kids from walking away.

Is there any sex with dinosaurs? Asking for a friend.

Your boyfriend probably plagiarized it.