You’re just jealous he’ll never lick you.

The number of third-party contracting companies that we’re using has really gotten out of control, so we’re going to scrub the barnacles on that front. It’s pretty crazy. We’ve got barnacles on barnacles. So there’s going to be a lot of barnacle removal.

Jerking off to NFL cheerleaders? What is this 1986? Did you misplace your Sears catalog lingerie pages?

I laughed out loud at Eric Trump saying this. Does he really believe? 70:30 yes I say.

Settle down, Columbine.

... at the strip club.

Sure, why not?

You might want to think about giving that other arm a chance. Probably feels left out.

It’s ‘moron.’

Because ND covers up its rapists and drives rape victims to suicide.

That, my friend, is thinking at the margins.

“Multiple Sclerosis Entertainment and Sports Programming Network” ... I don’t think that’s funny at all.

They have declined to continue helping America’s young people enjoy outdoor recreational activities.

• You assumed that a man banging on your door uninvited at 10pm may have been there to hurt you. This, of course, makes you no better than the Starbucks manager that called the cops on the patrons waiting for their colleague.

Nah, no dinosaurs.

Janelle Monae >>>>>>>> Baoncey

Or nursing homes with barred windows.

Shakes the Clown, Churchill: the Hollywood Years, Roadhouse, Aliens

He didn’t have to shit on the profession that everyone in the room is passionate about.

Don’t let the propeller-heads whining about “bias” and “opinion” bother you because you took a mild whack at their Dork-Emperor. Musk thought he could build a factory by ignoring everything we know about factories from decades upon decades of human experience and doing some huge data-crunchingand omitting all…