In this pic it looks like he thinks it’s rude and provocative that you are staring at his ovipositor: “Our species does not reproduce like yours... we are more, let us say, efficient.”

If you need a thesaurus to find a better word to use, you are too incompetent with language and thought to use the thesaurus appropriately. Rather you should throw yourself into an active volcano or walk into the sea.

You’re friends with Danny DeVito!?

His family are probably horrible people too.

But think of the possibilities for reviewing it. Giving it the McGinn treatment (or, really, much worse) would be so fun.

He looks like an especially young Serbian war criminal applying for a job as a security guy under an assumed name.

I know a Meg with giant tits. I don’t think this is her.

It’s not ableist. She’s able to read, but just never learned.

This: its like a parody of that conspiracy theory that that teen singer from way back was replaced by a replica, but hilarous.

I’m sorry, but adult illiteracy comes with a lot of stigma and shame as it is. It’s not an outrageous, could never be true for anyone claim. There are many people who are illiterate in this country, and they don’t need their struggles being the butt of someone’s jokes.

He looks like a vegan, except for the occasional cannibalism.

And a shiny coat and a wet nose.

Gronk vs. the jar containing a cookie he really wants stuck on his fist.

Middle school lunch lady with bad ankles.

Too dumb to be cops, too lazy to be gym coaches.

Sounds like a Michael Haneke movie.

I do not believe Tesla has any intent to harm me or my family.

Yeah, I know how you feel. If I see a little squirrel car running in neutral with the windows up and the exhaust connected to the cabin, I just can’t be bothered to interfere.

They finally got the facehugger off her and and its only a matter of time now...