Last time I was in ORD, I checked my gate as soon as I got through security, because that shit will change in a heartbeat. And, ugh, motherfuckin' K12. I get to K12, sit my happy ass down, notice that the screen by the door says the next flight is headed to Ohio or some shit that is decidedly not Charleston, SC. I get…

Yeah, he's not a GLORYZILLA

Bro, I make idiot-proof pdf forms that are fillable in Reader, and yet these people still print it out, fill it illegibly by hand, then send em on a wing and a prayer over fax. THEN they have the nerve to get snippy with me when I don't get their forms. I'm sorry, but everyone knows faxes have to travel through the…

If I could give you negative stars, I would.

You are right. No one in South Carolina really cares too much about pro sports in general, and football in particular. I'm sure that a lot of the data mish mosh for our state can be traced to transplants, a good deal of it also comes from the fact that we didn't have an NFL team nearby until relatively recently. The…

Hey, sorry if someones's already mentioned it, but footnotes 1 and 2 seem to be switched.

I can interpret that one of two ways....

Pictured: Me on the way to a Deadpool movie

My whole office is just working SO hard, you guys.

You made me drop my phone on my pizza. Now my screen's covered in Totino's.

You have all my favorite fandoms up there...

I just read that in my head with SLJ's voice and busted out laughing in my cubicle. Thanks for the weird looks, friend.

The character grew up in Las Vegas and went to school at MIT. Because maybe I binge watched both seasons of Arrow this weekend. Maybe I didn't. I'LL NEVER TELL.

and then...you forgot.

Haha, yeah! Black people DO have weird names! Your observational humor is on point, my friend! On. Fucking. Point.

I'm sorry, can we take a sec to discuss the use of "articulate" in reference to Michael B. Jordan? I don't understand. Were you expecting him to be incapable of communicating ideas verbally, but then watched and/or read an interview and thought, "oh, wow, this black man can speak intelligibly! What a surprise! The…