Splendid work Apple. Way to go to screwing your Fanbois once again. Forget the excuses, you could just switch that feature off, but to brick someone’s phone. Fuck me that’s low.

‘Some of’? Who are these pre-eminent people that you seem to know so much of.

You’ve got a list of these names of people who support him do you? This ‘vast majority’, thought not, it’s just you talking shit basically.

Reportedly? Reportedly? Reportedly I’m a Fucking Superhero, doesn’t make it true though.

Yeah, but you are linking to a Guardian article so it’s most likely complete bollocks.

Ahhhh. The saddos have arrived. Apple doesn’t love you? They’re not your father.

So... People took someone else’s material, did a bit of tarting up and then tried to patent their tarting up of others work concept... hmm... sounds familiar... Wonder if they’ll patent the rectangle too?

Given that Apple tried to patent the Rectangle, all we can really be sure of, is that Apple often patent stuff that someone else invents.

Jimi Hendrix indeed did not invent the guitar, but then again no one has ever remotely even implied that he did invent the guitar, what could be argued is that he innovated by inventing the style of music.

I feel that the obligatory schadenfreude ‘It just works’ is required here.

What a Cunt post.

But but... we’re constantly being told that Linux is soooooooooooo secure.

I take it they’ll be going after Apple as well then.

So can we now ditch the ‘Apple just get it right’ shite that we’re constantly told?

The sooner the better. That will come as a huge relief to several of my compadres. They’ve wanted to switch for ages, but been jittery due to not having something like this.

Congratulations. You’ve won the ‘Cunt’ of the year award for 2015. If you’d like to send us your address we’ll happily send your award to you forthwith.

Or you could just buy a Lumia, like you’ve been able to do for a good few years yet, seeing as how Lumia’s have had this feature way before Apple ‘invented’ it.

Really? I’ve not experienced any of those. What are the issues you have with Edge and Office 365?

To be fair, at least they don’t run iOS which is truly the most hideous piece of software.

The capability of ‘150 Macbook Pros’ or Two normal Windows Laptops.