Reasonable points ... but then only one of these teams got investigated by the Feds.

Let’s see...

Really great work here by WFAA on actually looking into and reporting out the agreement. So many local news outlets are usually just cheerleaders for stadium deals.

My (admittedly not the most scientifically rigorous) theory is that if LeBron could be allowed to play keeper from midfield, chasing the ball down from behind, he would be a boss keeper, spiking shots off the crossbar like he did Andre Iguodala’s weak shit.

El Banana Segundo would be a great name for a race horse.

“Act like you’ve been there before”

except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

A Kershaw truther. Just perfect

Coming soon:

Double runs is a terrible example here.

I’m a consumer bankruptcy attorney (Chapter 7 and Chapter 13; never tried a Chapter 11 or Chapter 12). The article says “You can file without a lawyer, but it’s not recommended since bankruptcy laws can be tough to navigate”. Without being biased (or trying to anyway), I can’t recommend using an attorney enough. The…

As long as we can keep complaining about kinja.

“Mr. Musk, is it possible to make a flying metal suit like in Iron Man?”

Washington D.C. (Politico): After weeks of debate and a deadlocked Senate President Richard Sherman finally passed his stadium reform bill by having VP Marshawn Lynch cast the deciding vote. “When it came down to what to do it was a no-brainer to have Marshawn carry it across the goal,” the President said afterwards.

That’s like when I tell my kids to put something up

Beg your pardon?

Fuck off

A lot of these are about essential “survival” skills that you really need as you progress in your career/life. One that I’ve learned in my 20's that’s more of a “great to have” than a “need to have” is how to run a meeting well.

Never thought I’d ever read a 15+ paragraph article of “Hot Zoo Takes”... wow.

They hired Lawrence Kasdan for TFW, killed off Han Solo and Luke Skywalker’s padawans, and made the New Republic a failure. What does that tell you?