I live in a hilly, forested neighborhood that’s home to all sorts of wildlife — including coyotes. You wouldn’t believe the number of “lost cat” posters I see stuck on mailboxes and light poles. Usually something like “we haven’t seen our outdoor cat Trixie in a couple days. Could someone help us solve this mystery?”

Well that presumes our legal system has anything to do with justice (it doesn’t). 

Maybe it’s coming from inside the house!!!!!!!!!!

The ports in LA are NOT ready.

“Wow, what a wild trip this past year-and-a-half has been. I’d like to thank all of my pals at Toho, Ishiro, Eiji, you guys are the greatest. And a big shout-out to the Monster Island community — Rodan, Mothra, Varan, Gorosaurus. Anguirus, we haven’t always seen eye-to-eye — heck, you barely come up to my knees! — but…

I don’t see any reason why we can’t bomb the volcano. Just like I don’t see any reason we can’t fill it with marshmallows.

did that politician have a really long tie and bad hair?

You assume is not not in a constant state of “shape”.

Tell me you didn’t read the study without actually saying you didn’t read the study.

Props for not only taking ownership of and acknowledging the poor decision, but also taking proactive action to correct said decision. Good blogger writer internet man.

I linked it there for those reading the story but unfamiliar with what the videos actually were, but the vid has now been removed because that was also a stupid idea.

Hellraiser over Prom Night is ludicrous when you consider that Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II exists, but okay.

Dear Rob:

I have not read a single book or seen a single episode, but the anthology approach already makes more sense to me than this.

Here’s an idea, cancel Columbus day and replace it with Scandinavia day, where you celebrate Scandinavian things like paid paternity and maternity leave, universal healthcare, 5 week paid vacation, subsidized childcare, free university and vikings!

So parasocial Mulaney-Munn bad, parasocial fucked up Spears family fair game?

This looks much better than the Lego Titanic my son and I built, much of it with my old bricks from the 1970s. BTW, the cat is not made of Lego.

His ex-wife isn’t 10 years younger than him. He’s 39 and she’s 36.

Ma’am, that’s John Mulaney, not Mick Mulvaney

...what? Mulaney doesn’t have any kids, and he was apparently already separated from his ex-wife when he and Munn got together.