I don’t think he’s skipping leg day; I think he’s just climbing into the machines upside down.

He used ‘meta’ so he must be smart.

My best, Ed

You’d think I’d get tired of being completely wrong, but nope!

Go take a look at last season’s top 5 RBs by total yards. 3 of them are on their rookie deals. Top 10? 7 on rookie contracts. The vets are Ingram, McCoy and CJ Anderson. Not exactly the stud RBs of yesteryear. So the fact that the #2 pick outsizes your standard RB contract is kind of nonsense. I bet there’s plenty of…

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Shamelessly posting this again because it still applies.

One of my favorite baseball memories is when in 1991, during a bench-clearing brawl between the White Sox and A’s incited by Bobby Thigpen beaning Terry Steinbach in the head, someone in the A’s bullpen drove up to the fracas in the cart.

You are literally just as bad as the person who made that video.

So Long and Thanks for All the FisCh

Oh I didn’t go to class. Just the games.

We get it man, you went to college. Stop rubbing it in our faces.

Anytime that Falwell Senior’s vanity university can be beat I am in favor. (Protip NCAA: All the fake/no show classes at Liberty are in the science departments.)

No way! In a better neighborhood, I’d be the asshole!

Always worth a listen backwards.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

I’m curious to see the mental gymnastics required to believe that Colin Kaepernick isn’t good enough to play in the XFL.