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So ah, Capela is singing this tune without accompaniment?

So the Aggies win and the Aggies lose. I think all bowl games would be better if both teams had the same name.

Which one’s which?

I am not sure of this live cover of Norwegian Wood.

“Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon?”

You really think that people that were on 4chan sports forums *a decade ago* are automatically being insincere when trying to explain how they’ve grown personally since then and are really just closet alt-right bigots? Sure you aren’t just staring into a mirror there?

Looks like somebody found the lithium pill that mommy hides in your food every morning!

What’s an example of something he could have done to resist other than speaking out?

Not the first time Columbus has fucked over the locals

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

“We’re gonna need a bi...ehh, this boat should be fine.”

Let’s Forget Some Guys

The 2017 New York Jets: Where Are They Now?

I did the whole JFK “back and to the left” rewind-play thing so much I had to make it permanent. This is tremendous!

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.