Yes, women should have more horrible things happen to them, you’re totally right.

Blame corps for firing people who don’t give up their entire being to work, not the people who have to do it lest they lose their jobs to the next person.

So what’s he running from?

Now this is Kotaku in Action.

thx bb x

The only consolation is that now I don’t have to listen to her bullshit

That sub is nice but drowing myself in the same sorrows shared by other people rarely makes me feel better. I really don’t know how to make myself feel better about my mom other than through distraction and avoidance.

My mom divorced my dad (who raised me while she worked) and stopped talking to my sister. A few years later, she stopped talking to me too. I feel like my mom dumped me via the slow fade. Funny when it’s a Jez post, heart rending when it’s your life. I think about her every day. Mother’s Day is the worst. There’s a…

This just in: being an asshole ironically is still being an asshole. You’re like that Cool White Guy who calls his black friends “negro” and is like “man I’m just being satirical of white people who actually do such a stupid thing”. You, like basically every Funny Guy ever including the author, appear to misunderstand…

Yeah, kill the feminists. That’ll make them back down, all right.

My parents left me in a car once and now I’m dead.

If they speak accent-free English and live in my neighborhood do I still have to worry?

You must have missed this gem of a post:

It’s the “Let’s post a woman’s Amazon history because she’s a stupid stupid woman” era.

Why would you expect any better from a site that happily posts Amy Pascal’s Amazon purchase history as if it’s not exactly the kind of misogynist privacy invasion they’d otherwise decry? This site is about as feminist as my grandpa.

You seem angry.

I understand your discomfort, being from a humble and poor background. I still get a mani-pedi from time to time as a treat to myself and as stress relief, and I try not to feel bad about it. It’s healthy to allow yourself to be (ethically) pampered once in a while, whether it’s beauty services, massage, fancy food or…

So should I only go to salons staffed by similarly privileged-looking white ladies? Because I do, and somehow that makes me feel better for not feeding into a system of immigrant worker exploitation.

I agree. Plus, once you start, you gotta go whole hog. Ask me, the girl whose best friend started shaving her wrists of their baby fine blonde hair in 6th grade and still to this day shaves her entire goddamn forearm. It’s baby fine hair. Nobody fucking notices it but you!

Get this little battery-powered face shaver on Amazon. I’ve had one for years and I just buzz off all my fuzz every week or so. It takes literally seconds and costs way less than laser (hello there, rich people, we can’t all afford fancy laser treatments for things like unwanted hair).