Men are fucking awful. It takes a history of good behavior for me to change my mind to favor individual men.

Well, gee. Have a cookie for acting with basic human decency.

To those guys, Fetlife is a sex site where real women actually are, so they blast those women with bullshit until those women are miserable and pissed off. I was a member there for about a year until I had to shut it all down for sanity’s sake :\

Huh. I didn’t know that Joss Whedon was one of those guys. Now I do. Thanks for the heads up, Joss Whedon.

I got followed home by a mentally ill homeless guy on Monday night. Statistics be damned; my heart was pounding at a million miles an hour and all logical behavior goes out the window when that fight-or-flight kicks in.

More poverty and less opportunity for mentally ill indigent to get free treatment, might be part of it. I constantly get followed and harassed by crazy (like, thousand-yard stare and babbling about the government and my “hot wet pussy” [quoting from my fun bus ride on Monday night]) homeless people, but I’m in Chicago…

Which is ironic, because Fetlife is the dating site where I got the most noisy messages from horny dudes.

Sinfest!

Man, I must be too ignorant to understand art.

You find a sick dog, you call animal control. Anything else is a fucking copout because you are a pre-abusive psychotic fuck and deserve forced inpatient treatment.

Did someone say, “porn culture hasn’t ruined a generation of boys”?

The heat would probably kill me :(

Virginia, home of the forced dildonic ultrasound?

On that note, Ethiopian food is tasty as fuck and makes me miss DC and Denver more than anything else. I could really go for slopping up warm, meat juice-soaked injera bread with my hands right about now.

I do love Mexican food.

This idea that is it “either NYC or LA or nothing” is just the tribal mindset of the bourgeois educated white person made manifest.

The tech jobs pay really well in CA depending on your experience level in programming. I’ve often thought about moving out there, living cheaply, and socking away as much as possible. I can’t sock away shit on the crappy incomes in the rest of the tech-starved USA.

cmd+f “abus”

How do you know that Prince William is “nice people”? Isn’t that an awfully unlikely assumption considering the long line of fucked-up bullshit that composes the English monarchy?

You look dashing as all hell. *fans self*