you, um, use a lot of butter, my man.

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

“One of the best and most welcome developments of the 2016 baseball season is Barry Bonds returning to the major leagues as a hitting coach with the Miami Marlins.”

It felt very George Lucas-y to me, as well. And I love Harry Potter, but scaling this up to cover all of American history in a few hundred words doesn’t work.

Oh man, how did I also not catch that. That’s also insanely bad.

Counterpoint: cow’s milk is bad for you and if you can still digest it as an adult it is because you are a mutant.

Who goes to the comments section on deadspin and expects to *not* see jokes?

They only want guys that played on professional teams.

Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls

New Zealand

Whelp, looks like I'm just gonna have to continue never going to South Dakota again.

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

Please clap.

How could that possibly be an offensive foul?

The dream of the 60s is alive in Portland.

The only one’s that need to get a lesson in sensitivity are the ones who are overly sensitive and get offended by this. It’s not difficult to understand Black History Month and the Chinese New Year of the Monkey are completely unrelated, there’s no relation between the two and trying to make one is foolish.

I actually find professional athletes fucking up basic skills of the game to be hilarious and thus entertaining

The only thing worse than Seattle’s use of “12th man” is Texas A&M making a very commonly expressed phrase proprietary.

In future you might consider rigmarole as well.