Make that 230,001. 

Or, it could just be that Carmelo Anthony is a highly contagious disease?

When I went to Penn (I was at the Lehigh game), they still taught you the proper usage of “comprised.”

a record-breaking 69 (nice) points.

They’d rock us in cricket.

This is more HamNo’s beat, is it not?

Dasani and Aquafina are just tap water anyway.

My god though, those pearl clutching homer announcers were just the worst. He fouled off three pitches so it’s not like every pitch was unhurt able. Get over it.

Was it totally impossible to fly Drew up for this?

It was The Vapors, man, The Vapors.

I feel you only wrote this because the White Sox sent you used shoes.

Did you receive anything of value from the White Sox in return for writing this blog?

Nearly as large as the launch standard xbox controller.

Has anyone involved in this post received any footwear, used or otherwise, from any mentioned organization?

HamNo? Is that you?

This way, a signal that looked like missiles but was in fact a flock of geese could be properly evaluated, and, once determined, Dead Hand could be stood down, and the geese could be dealt with using just conventional weaponry.

Exasperated Commenter Begs Giri Nathan to Please, Please Stop Writing about Nick Kyrgios

Colonel.

Is Yogurt better covered at Deadspin or Fusion?

Elaborate April Fools.