I’m just gonna leave this here:
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Why the hate against Diva Cup users? I have zero problem with you choosing tampons or pads, but I don’t understand why my choice makes me gross. I don’t miss the panic of heavy flows and wondering if my super-size tampon plus pad would last through a 3-hour lecture in undergrad. Plus, it’s way cheaper, and I’m on a…
Spider-Horse, Spider-Horse
How come cucumbers implies land-cucumbers?!?! You are just part of the land based elite using language to subjugate oppressed aquatic species!
He was probably attracted to her short skirt. Or maybe it was that looooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket
I assume they broke up because he was never there?
“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”
Next time Oliver Queen get a dose of vertigo, they could all appear singing. Everybody loves to torture him anyway :D
I now desperately want them to just do a cover of the Buffy musical, opening with Oliver singing, "Every single night, the same arrangement: I go out and fight the fight..."
The movie is a 20-something guy sitting amid all his old, well worn plush animals and making them talk to each other. For 90 minutes. Andrew Garfield plays Christopher Robin, and by extension, all the animals.
I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.
They can take all the poison foods from my cold dead hands. I love how they are all "well this is how paleolithic people ate!!!!" LOL okay I think they just ate whatever they could get their hands on. Most of it wasn't organic kale.
I really think all the racial stereotype jokes come around, even Jane Krakowski Native American thing. I am a little uneasy about that particular plot line and I think they could have done without it, but they bring it back way later in the series and I think tie it together ok. I think the joke about the litter was…
There's a special place in hell for women serial killers who don't help other women serial kill.
GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING TO THE OPERA.
Do you need a date while you wear that fur? (a 45 year old married white lady with 3 kids?) because I'll shave my legs RIGHT NOW and meet you at the Opera
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE RODENTS THAT DIED 100 YEARS AGO??????