I don’t tan either. I burn, and when the burn goes away, I somehow become whiter.

Yes, Vader’s actually not excited about the whole Death Star concept; all the power of the station is insignificant to the power of the Force, yadda yadda. He doesn’t seem particularly perturbed with the planetary genocide, but it wasn’t carried out on his orders, and he didn’t seem to have any authority to stop it…

Ross, a whiny neckbeard manbaby MRA.

Monica does not wind up with Joey. MONICA DOES NOT WIND UP WITH JOEY.

“Ambulatory merkin” is my favorite so far.

She truly is The Shit.

i hope so, i mean shes a really successful script “doctor” so I think she’s doing aight...

They ALL can GET IT

you’re both wrong, John Boyega can get it.

oscar isaac can GET IT

she has 100% turned into lily van der woodsen-bass-humphrey

That is some wicked stepmother. One thing I really appreciate is that my parents never ever censored my reading. I read The Color Purple when I was twelve. That was instructive. My mom had read it. It was her copy of the book on the shelf. I asked her about it a couple of years ago. She said, “If you had questions, I…

I don't find mr. Tatum attractive at all but ANYTHING is better than Quentin Tarantino.

he’s got a rocking bod but his face looks like a potato. I’ll take the dog any day though

Because Kelly lied to get his visa revoked, thinking he would just disappear and she could keep the kids.

It’s because Lindsay’s excuses for going into rehab were always that she was being “hospitalized for exhaustion.”

I think it’s a throwback to Luke and Darth both having lost their right hands. And maybe a slight spoiler?

Every day I wake up and I’m not Mrs. Oscar Isaac and it’s sad.

It doesn’t mean your old, it means you just listen to white people music.

Counter argument: Shut Up and Dance is damn fun.