J.J. Abrams, the man who recently referred to Star Wars as a “boys’ thing,”

You better get a fucking refund on that (imaginary) degree if you don’t know the difference between a corporate board of directors and a studio chair.

Dudes like this hate the idea that any journalists would ever highlight women, because they think it shows biased favoritism for what they stupidly believe to be useless women who have no real power. No matter how many times you point out a woman's accomplishments, they'll say it was really a man behind the scenes…

If you read the story you’d know that Jeff Shell has the final say on greenlighting projects but he doesn’t have a film background so he leans on Langley heavily for those decisions.

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

Why don’t they just make the whole plane out of peppermint bark?

Isn’t that the point of rumors? That their sources are iffy and therefore, maybe not true?

“this is merely the fourth time in her tenure as a royal”

That tattoo is hideous, but their marriage lasted 18 years. I wouldn't chalk it up as a kiss of death, if anything that's a successful marriage, even if it ended in divorce.

That poor woman…She spent, like, half her childhood getting mauled by lions and tigers, it’s no wonder she got a terrible tattoo.

It's really hard to make pies look that good. My pies taste amazing, but look like shit.

Lots of people who live in the area will pop in to Disneyland for a day trip. Sounds like they went on a weekday - it’s not that bad on a Tuesday in December.

Disneyland is super fun. Haters gonna hate.

Jayson Derulo: Come to daddy

Want me to do a blockbuster movie that everyone will enjoy and will net me millions of dollars? Nah, I’m going make this movie no one’s ever heard of and I don’t give a s**t if anyone shows up to watch it.

Careful with the crazy gwenabbies. They are rabid!

I don’t know what Gwen is thinking.

I assume you’re in a situation where you’re so excited to have sex with John Stamos that you just pull his pants down and have sex as soon as humanly possible? And then afterwards he’s looking out at the window, just thinking about the joy of being alive and looks back at you meaningfully, as if it so say “thank you…

Any man in only a shirt is awful.

Reign, North, Saint....Are these children or New York’s Hottest Club?