Her body is a goddamn amusement park.

K, kids. I'm going to bed. Past 10p on the West Coast. (Pretty neat, BTW, frogs are croaking outside my window. Love that. They have come back after the drought.)

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

The thing is, I totally get it. I was at a meeting with some people and, during the small talk portion, we were talking about TV shows. When asked what his favorite show was, my coworker said, "I really like Wheel of Fortune." He 100% should have lied.

Dr. Ashton: master of surprise pregnancy shade.

Please check out an Al-Anon meeting. These are for friends and family of alcoholics and I can promise you that you will meet people who can identify 100% with your fears. The bottom line is what you already know- you need to get out and you can't be responsible for him- but that would be a good place for support in…

I mean, I know some women can be equally as terrible but I am so happy to be a lesbian.

One would think that massive media coverage would make them rethink how their actions are perceived by the public and received by the community that are supposed to protect. Instead, it seems to fuel their abhorrent behavior.

God I'm so nervous. I have a job interview in Portland that I'm pretty sure I'm qualified for and I think I'd have an edge coming from the Seattle area. I'd be okay if it were just me but I want to bring my girlfriend and she wants to go too so I'm sort of interviewing for both our futures. But man oh man if I got it,…

I own a condo in a small complex with a center courtyard. New people (renters so yes, I feel some sense of superiority ) moved in a month ago with 2 medium sized dogs. They let their dogs POOP in the ivy in the courtyard and they don't clean it up. My "lanai" faces said courtyard and I am subjected to the sights and …

I need advice: I am 31 and never had a serious boyfriend or been in a real relationship. I am starting to think something is seriously wrong with me. I went out with a guy for 2 weeks in college but I ended up breaking up with him. We had a sexual relationship and a good friendship for 3 years, but I never wanted him…

As some of you may have read, yesterday, I got a call from my sexually and physically abusive ex-boyfriend. This is a guy who said "I'll straighten out your slanted eyes," then beat me when I refused to have sex with him.

To me, "Like a Prayer" is the ultimate music video that broke all the rules. It was edgy, and caused so much pearl-clutching.

Thank god. I am so sick of seeing black men and women told how they 'should' style their hair. Imagine if white people were told they needed to curl their hair before they could even look a basic level of presentable.

It's times like this when I'm so glad that I have this Jezebel community—these responses have made me feel so much better. My favorite Dusty story is definitely how much he loved the snow. We live in New England, so there was plenty of it every year, and he used to love to flop down, roll around in it, stick his…

Read this and circle back: http://jezebel.com/this-is-why-we…

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…