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Turkey sandwiches? pah!

I keep thinking of everyone who doesn't have an iPhone thinking that Usher is working hard on being able to fellate himself and I can't stop laughing.

Starred for “Congrats on the dong.” Still laughing.

I second.

More likely that pistol accidentally kills one of your family members than the ISIS guy that blows himself up beside you. Statistically speaking. But, if it makes you feel better, then why not.

I’m French, living in Auckland, 10,000 miles away.... I feel sick. I always felt quite safe in France, but now :/

Tyler, thank you for your sensible, not sensationalist, reporting!

Shit...

Especially considering many of the taxi drivers will be Muslim themselves

You’re like someone farted in a balloon and drew a face on it.

Just got off the phone with a close friend of mine who’s in Paris for her birthday; she was at a cafe close to one of the attacks. She and her friend were freaking out and a cab driver pulled over and took them back to their hotel for free, while his wife was on the phone pretty much begging him to just come home. She

Good on them. Brave souls, when people are being shot in the streets for not being “Muslim” enough for ISIS’s liking.

...and these hateful, ignorant fucksticks get the first say in choosing our next President.

It’s fine though, because he’s done collabs with black rappers and has black friends something something herp derp.

Home for the Pauladays?

It’s uncanny.