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I’m an Indians fan living in Chicago. I have argued to Cubs fans and Cubs “fans” (read: Wrigley fans) that the drought means little when the city as a whole has celebrated 11 Championships since 1985. Even if you take as given that Cubs supporters didn’t celebrate the Sox win in ‘05, the fans that typically love the

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Cubs fans are the Red Sox fans obnoxious frat house cousins..... Some people just don’t realize that yet, they will within the next couple of years when they can’t hide behind the lovable loser shield.

My dude, every other article here, a dozen-plus since last night (http://deadspin.com/tag/chicago-cubs), is unequivocally pro-Cubs. This is the only one you’ll have to ignore to keep believing that everyone on earth is thrilled that they won.

You would love Joe Maddon’s “Nice Twitter”.

Counterpoint: It’s good to remain grounded. He’s not lying about any of this.

Highly unlikely, sadly. This site has hitched its wagon to hating the Cards because its founder supported the Cards, plus hating Cards fans for being racist poor people absolves them of their sins.

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Oh, fuck all this STAY HUMBLE nonsense. The only thing people really hate is when you try to pretend like winning isn’t 100% awesome. I say embrace the heel role & start practicing your Million Dollar Man laugh.

He and he alone is wearing that hat because he knows nothing about baseball. His dad has a Babe Ruth-signed ball, which seems to represent his family’s only connection to the game.

They already are, based on the bragging that many of my co-workers are doing today. I’ve already been told that I’m not a baseball fan because I didn’t root for the Cubs to win.

Let’s also remember that Cubs fans are also Blackhawks, Bulls and Bears fans. The city of Chicago has experienced their fair share of winning since the last time the Cubs won.

Tom Guiry, who plays him, is. I didn’t realize ol” Smalls got arrested in a Texas airport few years ago for headbutting a police officer while drunk.

I believe that as a private business they should be able to have their logo be whatever they want it to be. However, here in Oregon I’ve seen two people total walking around with the Wahoo cap (compared to tons in Cubs gear) and I never failed to think, “man, what an asshole” when I saw them. And one of them was about

I propose that they be re-named the Cleveland Toreadors, in honor of Roger Dorn giving ground balls the “olé bullshit” in practice

Mike Francesa approves!

Seriously Lindsey, really dead serious, fuck you. You clearly have no grasp of human emotion. This kind of shit could have waited til next week. I have never hated a person more than I hate you right now. You probably are wearing a shirt emblazoned with SJW on it right now. Fuck. You.

Decisions for 2017 uniforms and branding were made at least six months ago, if not more, for all teams. It’s already too late to change the uniform set for next year.

The 2 most important lessons of 2016:

This article is why the term “SJW” was invented