“Maybe Get Found in Contempt”

Lamo died of no known cause. Perhaps the authorities are getting ready for this to happen to Manning too.

Try finding a sunscreen that doesn’t block their pores and cause them to overheat because they can no longer sweat.

Spock: [To Kirk while he is climbing] Concentration is vital. You must be one with the rock.

No creepier than Captain Pike’s end.

The point of these seats is not so much to carry your infant as it is to set them down when you need both hands for something.

Are you doing this on purr puss?

Obviously, dragon flames are colossal methane burps sparked by tumbling rocks in the creature’s gizzard. Given enough of the right types of vegetation to eat, a dragon’s ruminant digestive system and multiple stomachs can keep the gas coming almost indefinitely. Obviously.

My Frigidaire Gallery fridge defaults to 2° C, and the freezer to -18° C.

Convince your bosses that you can al be just as productive working from home and collaborating remotely over the company network. (And point out the even-greater real estate savings that will result.)

Wrap it in bacon. Done.

Nailed it.

I have seen a car carrying lumber loaded crossways and protruding out both rear windows ...but this is some next-level sh1t!

Yes. And if we are extremely lucky and avoid all the many possible existential events, we’re going to just continue to grow in population until we exhaust Earth’s resources. (A process that’s pretty much underway right now.)

Real Lifehack: Never ever buy lottery tickets. You’ll save a ton of money, and your chances of winning a big prize will be almost the same as someone who buys them every day. (i.e. zero)

Gorns?

Haven’t we already seen Federation timeships from the 32nd century?

Look at the Sun right now. What you see is what it looked like about eight minutes ago.

Bah! You’re all wrong. Chicago style pizza is a casserole, New York style pizza is just bruschetta.

Yes, they were always very good about accommodating individual circumstances, but they would do so with equipment they purchased and certified.

Yes, they were always very good about accommodating individual circumstances, but they would do so with equipment…