True story -

are you my old DM?

Enter: Ugly crying at my desk.

Can we talk about Taylor and those shoes more please? I want those shoes. Mens fashion sucks.

an inherently shitty and irresponsible thing to do tends to attract like-minded spectators.

Which means we should kill people on the street?

Oftentimes there's restrictions on how long officers can loiter in one location. Also, paying one cop to just sit in one place is expensive and people will bitch that they're not out doing actual police work, or that they cant do 5 over, yadda, yadda, yadda. Trust me, if officers could just sit there and easily put…

Man. They should build streets just for racing. And call them tracks. Perhaps race tracks? They could have 'Track days' where, for a nominal fee, people could take their automobile onto these 'race tracks' and 'race' them.

Um, there's an off color joke there based off of my anatomy...but no. Im not a unicorn. I'm a social liberal (career NPA employee), fiscal moderate, and a Hawk.

The pregnant person in question could just swallow a gun, right?

Try this on for size. "Feminist, Socially Conscious, Pro Science, Pro Gay Rights" conservative.

What in the actual F*ck did i just watch!?

What doesn't make you want to get naked? AmIrite?!

The Russians (not our friend either) are in international waters around the states pretty much all the time.

No Mr. Piccolo makes me sad. But, this is amazing.

Really, i just wanted an excuse to type that summary. My sense of humor runs between infantile and dense first thing int he morning.

tl;dr

I'll let him continue then. Though remember - if the Kaiser had listened to his damn Generals, WWI would have been a very different war. The real, ultimate problem with that war was that nobody knew how maintain a war of maneuver with the advent of modern artillery (the machine gun was important, but its role tends…

You really, really cant pin any of that on Clausewitz, or be accurate in saying that it didnt start until then. Troy? Carthage? The sack of Constantinople by (ostensibly) allied Crusaders? Clausewitz was a Prussian general writing a book on how to win a fight - he did not have the clout to change how nation states…

See? This crap. Many of the things that piss Olberman off, piss me off too. But then he does nonsense like this and I dont like him again. Penn State athletics is horrible and deserves to die in a fire, but this is a bit broad brush there, Keith.