Other Russian new outlet headlines state that the shooting down of the Su-24 was an act of war.

Discovered this the hard way on my buddy’s. Grade A pain in the dick.

If I so fucking desire to moonwalk out of bounds, you stop the fucking clock..

Yeah, I’m not going to pretend I don’t love it here. I’ve never been to Vancouver. I’m just outside of Toronto. Not as pretty in the Big Smoke, but I can just go an hour north and all of that is forgotten.

Come to Canada, where we just set our record for longest federal election campaign at... wait for it... 78 days!

Chris Harris flies commercial airliners?

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine

Comparing driving high on marijuana and driving drunk are not even close to the same thing, and we need to stop comparing the two. I am in complete agreement that there must be SOME degree of differentiation of capability to conduct a motor vehicle after smoking up, but they are going to have an extremely difficult…

Check out the brakes ;)

JACKPOT

I’d still take the Stallion!

Do you know how concussions work?

LOL never noticed that! I would be mooning them, too.

<3

The main character, a sausage, falls out of a shopping cart and interacts with other food stuffs attempting to figure out the meaning of his life before the big 4th of July sale at the supermarket. It’s a Pixar-style animation feature. R-rated. Promising.

All will be forgiven when Sausage Party comes out.

Sure, but what the fuck do Nike sneakers and Timex watches have to do with cars?

Niki is almost certainly not a fan of the tuna sandwiches at Toretto’s Market.

Not car related but I love in Braveheart how half the warriors are wearing Nike sneakers and Timex watches...