Title says, “heavy partying”.

That kind of behavior is normal.

That’s a museum piece.

See? See this, people? This is how you Kinja.

Friends don’t let friends drive a Prius

Wait, wait, wait.... YOU mean to tell ME, that you spent an exorbitant amount of money on something provided by someone named John Fucking Hennessey and didn’t get your moneys worth?

R. T. F’N. A.

Just when I believed I couldn’t think any less of Greg Hardy, I learn he drives a California. For shame, Mr. Hardy.

My little sister’s name is Nicola.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.

... and I thought I was allergic to some shit.

GIVE IT TO ME, YOU FUCK!

Have you seen the Chris Harris video? It might give you a bit better idea of just how insane every little component is on the Singer cars. Even just connectors for the turn signals (as you will see) are sex.

I would commission a Ferrari 250 GTO from The Guild. might cost a couple million, but that’s a bargain.

No, but yeah it is.

Ok, so these things don’t cost $700,000 IF you live in Murica. They start in the $3XX,XXX.xx range. As mentioned in the EVO video, there are 4000 man hours in every vehicle. Let’s not even account for materials/logistics and all that jazz. What are you paying the expert craftsmen who build this per hour? Oh, and also…

Take cover.

Thank you. It was my understanding that they started in the $3XX,XXX range, if memory serves from Chris Harris’s video. Which, don’t get me wrong, is a proverbial fuck ton of money. But, I can’t help but think that if I had a ‘fuck ton’ of money, that I wouldn’t own one of these.

Likely result. In Iran, that is.