My son has a peanut allergy and has to keep an epi-pen with him at all times. These are really expensive life preservers. The devices, most of the time, expire before they are ever needed, but you never want to be caught with out one. I am lucky and my insurance covers most of the cost, but that just means my HMO…

“Jussi Rastolainen thought he’d left diving behind after winning Finland’s only gold medal in the Melbourne games. But when a herd of moose gored the entire 2016 Olympic team to death, Jussi couldn’t abandon his country in its tragic time of need. This summer, Max von Sydow is...Finnishing The Dive.”

Looks like he went from Zakharovo to Zero real quick.

Most cars have a system wherein the operator has a brain and doesn't pilot their craft into water.

I am still filled with Old Canon knowledge that seeing a Star Destroyer operating in atmosphere and not immediately crashing makes my eye twitch.

In totally unrelated news, I will remain single forever.

It’s one thing to replicate pixels patterns, but creating complex organs, brains, and social emotions is still impossible and no man’s sky is but software based on random codes trying to make it appear it’s infinite possibilities available.

If nature was as basic as a video game, we wouldn’t be here.

You sure about that?

Hey I like Uranus I have seen many pictures of it and it is beautiful!! I think we should send a probe into Uranus and see if it is nice or shitty.

It’s OK, we weren’t too in-Vesta-ed in it.

I’m waiting for the rivers turning into blood and the plague of locusts.

Shut up, you let Kinja amazon shop for you! YOU DO NOT NEED TO GO DIRECTLY TO THE WEBSITE YOURSELF, LET US GET OUR KICKBACKS.

Shut up, you let Kinja amazon shop for you! YOU DO NOT NEED TO GO DIRECTLY TO THE WEBSITE YOURSELF, LET US GET OUR…

Yikes! Good thing he didn’t try to hit a ball with that.

Waiting eagerly for the mayor to challenge the Aussie delegation to a rousing round of Knifey-Spooney.

JUST PAY FOR THE CONTENT. I work in publishing. If you download a book off of a torrent then you are taking money away from me. But you are also taking money away from the author of that book who is not seeing those royalties because of illegal downloads.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

I wish it had been more popular so it could get some graphic overhauls. Of all the stuff in the game, thats the only thing that has aged horribly. The world is best imagining of Tolkien’s work, the game actually had content for groups size 2 and up, and the classes had a llot of fun stuff to em.

LOTRO is my favorite MMO. Unfortunately I haven’t been able to play months in the past few years due to college. I will be very sad when it shuts down.

I wanted to offer a counterpoint to your statement, but realized I was just being a fun-sucking buzz kill; thought I’d make you aware of my restraint.

You're exactly right. Mars is a dead world. Attempt no landing there. Nuking Mars to temporarily thicken the atmosphere is like dumping Rogaine on a corpse.