sigh - can’t we just enjoy the science with trying to start shit?

I’m guessing...Tidal...?

Yup...that’s a sloth!

What’re the odds?

Good lord, what’s going on in Iggzalea’s mouth? Is that phlegm? A piece of chicken tendon? WHAT IS IT???!!!!

Where’s the fine for missing Swahili class?

See how many homeless you can jump.

I believe the proper response is

(ahem)

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

All the stars

Now, had you gone with say, a camel spider

At the beginning where he tries to grab the pencil had the same affect on me. There’s this innocent quality to it...I can’t explain it.

It’s neat that the graphics don’t even have to be that spectacular; your brain does most of the work to make you feel immersed.

what numerical code did you go back to?

@Idiot3qu3 (TheFatGawkerCommenter)

I think the organizers think that moving the event to Utah will get rid of the bugs for this reason alone:

So...a robot may injure Issac Newton?

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hobos?

Who is this lion that walks among men?