Stickers. These are stickers.

You probably just bummed out a lot of people who were watching this and wince every time another person shares it. 

But the co-pilot slept at a Holiday Inn last night? 

a cross between a poor person’s idea of a Vegas high roller’s suite and an upscale whorehouse

Don’t break your backs.

My F150 got stuck on the way down so I had to spend another 8 bucks on a Mirage to knock it loose.

The claw dropped my car a few times and scratched it up bad before I got it out.

Honda Crosstour:

Nobody. Please, no more fast and furious.

Red Bull takes away your wings!

Stop recycling the old content and bumping it back up to show up under “Latest” category.  

I guess there is only one thing to say:

Because dear god enough of this stupid franchise? 

They are BroDozer Golf Carts. 

The broomstick test is typically done with a helmet on, don’t forget to budget the extra 2 inches for a helmet.

One piece at a time and it didn’t cost you a dime.

Tesla Board: Elon, we really need you to reign in the tweets. You’re getting yourself in trouble and it’s a bad look for the company.

Well since I have been relegated to the greys for the past 4 months we know how G/O media deals with its critics.

Oh, I dunno. Maybe this will help:

I’m gutted for Jalopnik. Best of luck Raph!