Eh, if you don’t grow up near pro teams in your favorite sports, college is the next best thing. I grew up in Upstate NY and a majority of kids growing up followed Syracuse basketball. If we wanted a chance to watch decent live ball, we went to Syracuse. There wasn’t any other decent basketball within a 5 or 6 hour…

Kaine is why you’re staying in Paris? I sort of think you just want to stay in Paris and you’re looking for an excuse.

Given that Tom Perez is under investigation, and my personal choice, Julian Castro, was recently accused of violating the Hatch Act, who did that leave her with? Elizabeth Warren? We need her in the Senate, and even if we didn’t, her replacement would be chosen by a Republican. Ditto Corey Booker.

And if you can’t trust Russian hackers, who can you trust?

Nazis gonna Nazi.

Yup. It’s also interesting that 3,000 people were murdered in two buildings under George W. Bush’s watch and yet I never heard any of those families blame him, drag him before countless committees or say he was directly responsible for the slaughter. 4 people die under Hillary’s “watch” and yet the entire GOP wants…

Yeah, she blames Hillary Clinton for the Benghazi attack but gives a total pass to the Republican congress who refused, on multiple occasions, to authorize additional resources to the embassy that could have prevented this. Just incredible.

I used to think I was an avid hate-watcher / reader / etc. but this election has taught me my stomach is WAYYY less steely than I thought it was.

If Trump becomes president, we will know that at no point in the future does time travel get invented, because if they don't come back to stop that, then...

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

Please tell me they were yelling “Team Rocket is blasting off again!” as they were being pulled away to the car.

I feel like a cliche but honestly his manner of speaking makes me feel like I’m in 10th grade English again, analyzing 1984. With newspeak: double plus good, Bellyfeel, and duckspeak. I feel like this is punishment for using cliff notes so now I have to live it.

I too have a feminist cat.

My Gus cat is a feminist. I can tell by the adoring way he looks at me. Just heart eyes all the time.

I’ve thought about this and realized that it can be both. I believe he thinks his daughter is an exceptional woman (and not just the whole “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d...” bit of effluvia). I believe he encouraged her. Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes. But…

GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! GIVE EVERY HUMAN A GUN! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? HUMANS ARE VERY RELIABLE AND NEVER VIOLENT. IF EVERYONE CARRIES A GUN. PROBLEM SOLVED! WILL JUST HAVE SHOOTOUTS EVERY TIME WE GET PISSED AT EACH OTHER. IT’LL BE THE OLD WEST ALL OVER AGAIN. ROAD RAGE? BANG YOUR DEAD! BUMPED INTO ME? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!…

It’s the same group of people who are backing a fascist cheeto who are worried about keeping their guns just in case they need to rise up to fight a fascist government that they elected. I think I need to sit down now.