Nice wall of text blogging you did there before finally getting to the recipe.

What if the reader doesn’t want to be a better cook and they just want to follow deliberate instructions for a specific item?

I don’t care about your reasons for making the Nanaimo Bars I see in the picture, I just want to make what I see in the picture.

Techniques should be referenced in footnote form or in the procedure section of the recipe, not buried in justification of why you choose an electric hand mixer instead of an electric stand…

Dang it. That sounds like a website I want to use.

With a website like that I may have seen or used someone’s recipe and recognized the value of their work instead of immediately clicking out when measurement weren’t the first thing I saw.

Mike knows what’s up.

No.

Almost.

A long time ago when I worked on a farm I would keep a hand ull of bouillon cubes and eat them throughout the day.

You bastard.

Why do they make them intentionally look ridiculous? Is having a pinched front with tall forehead part of the requirements?

I liked Icon.

Birth control isn’t the sole responsibility of the woman. Men need to get our shit together and cover it or cut it.

All the yes to this.

Service industry staff should be allowed two killings per day,

Who’s to say i don’t?

It’s a shame that you get so riled up about things.

I can't control how you ore anybody else reads written text.  The way you hear it in your head is about you and the things you've experienced throughout life.

How?

I agree that my path is no one else’s, and that no path is the same. I do, however, believe that a path is available to everyone willing to sacrifice the necessary self to achieve something greater.

Pretty much. That’s how I worked out of poverty. You must simply sacrifice what you want for what you need.

If my ignorant, inconsiderate, half-mexican ass can do it then it can’t be to far fetched.