See, many of these comedians have said things that humorless cancel culture types find offensive, and the only answer is to CANCEL them and ruin their careers. Mostly, it hasn’t worked(fortunately), and that’s what she’s referring to(bitterly, I might add).

I mean, you can still think Trump is a dumb fuck cunt and not hate republicans.

I’m no fan of the president, but this situation generates zero outrage from me. Or even concern. 

I don’t see myself needing an extra footlong or wanting to use an app to order from them. Half of the point of Subway is that you can see the sandwich made in front of you so you can make sure nobody puts any goddamn mayo on it and that there aren’t just 2 slivers of onion on the whole thing.

“in a market that can’t get enough of big and stupid SUVs."

Someone deliver this person an economics degree! Even though I understand it’s the recipient of the knowledge that usually gets it... I’ll take one too in that case!

Lancaster County, PA has my personal Mecca of buffets: Shady Maple. 100 yards of buffet and grilling stations, ICEE and soft serve machines, surrounded by a bouquet of Pennsyltucky’s finest. The basement is an equally large retails space full of trinkets you’d expect to find in any flea market.

This is not wrong. Too many bagel places seem to think you ordered a cream cheese sandwich on bagel bread.

but the extra effort it took to park in the first place makes that point completely moot

I’m glad that happened to you but I have never personally waited in an emergency for less then three hours. 

I’m all for calling out people who are being assholes. But CNN settled because it completely recut the story to make this kid look bad, when literally all he did was stand there with a goofy grin while some weirdo got in his face.

What are you talking about?

You really know nothing about this story. You should feel shame. 

I refuse, mainly because crumbs in bed are the worst thing.

I refuse, mainly because crumbs in bed are the worst thing.

Maybe he worked hard to save up for a meal that special, or maybe he genuinely didn’t expect to make it to 50 and wants to celebrate. Funny how him having $400 (not a tiny amount of money, but not exactly millions, either) means he’s some ‘rich douchebag’ who obviously came into money and never worked a day in his…

Alexa, show me why people hate vegans.

THANK YOU.

I’d settle for a food site that could tell me what to do with Herbs…

not known by many is that the company signals the selection of a new Papa with black smoke.

I like Elizabeth better than the rest of them. However, no new middle taxes eh?