Well, according to every other commenter here, I am apparently a complete moron because I actually found this funny and entertaining.

Speaking as someone who considers Jerry Goldsmith’s score for TMP to be one of the greatest scores in motion picture history. . .

He definitely pointed a pistol at the cops.

No no no no. I write all this stuff and then get a chance to ask the very people who made it about it? You don’t turn down these sorts of opportunities.

This is different; I happily accept the sentient toys that exist in our world, and acknowledge, for example, they were built in Singapore or wherever. There are no huge holes in that world; you accept toys are sentient, and that’s it.

“But ALSO along...”

Hi. You must not live in America. We just elected Donald fucking Trump as president. Cheap, tacky, and overpriced is kinda our thing, sadly.

Here’s a question I grapple with, though. By all accounts, humans in general should be smarter on average than at most any other time in human history. We have compulsory education. We have higher education. We have better access to food and medicine, etc.

Can’t you just let us be sad?

That logo looks like it’s gonna clamp me.

SyFy found their new Crypt Keeper!

You called me a fag!

I am IN LOVE <3 with the irony of the surprised reaction of “MY ELEVEN YEAR OLD SON!!!!!!!”

“When he opened the booklet inside one of the pre owned games he ( MY ELEVEN YEAR OLD SON!!!!!!!) found this. A baggie of fucking meth!”

Whoa... So some people in the USA do understand that you can’t keep expecting to have the same job you’ve always had and need to move on instead of whining and throwing a tantrum (and voting for Trump who promises to somehow keep your dead job alive).

Baytreats his editors like their saints. It’s even in the title of his website and explains his love of West Side Story. These clips are edited by interns more like it and are different from the movie itself.

False: You’re able to choose what image is used as a preview thumbnail. It doesn’t even have to be a scene in the video.

Goddamn dammit! Can we abandon this trend of pre-trailer-fast-cuts of the trailer we’re about see? It got old almost immediately.

Did you like the movie or not? How much money it made is irrelevant unless you were a producer on the film or work for the studio. You’re really such a brainwashed consumer that you think a very good film doesn’t deserve a sequel because of its box office returns? Anyways, the film reportedly did very well upon home…

Ugh, I would rather fight 10,000 actual zombies than listen to that guys stream.