“I like the beats and the shouting.”

At this point I’m pretty on board with Tom Cruise Running From Things. He’s quite good at it!

All I ever wanted was the Matrix phone.

Query. Perhaps you could elaborate why?

In actuality, the armor FORMED around the heroes organically contouring to their bodies...and the girls have breasts, so the armor contoured around those breasts.

It actually was Eggsy. That’s why he asks for a kiss from the Princess. She’s the one who counters with anal sex.

Here you go:

How - exactly - was it hackneyed?

Holy shit, I feel so fucking dumb for not catching that pun. Just raised that movie even higher in my mind.

exactly. “this ain’t that kind of movie bruv”.

I want a Claire Temple series where everyone else cameos.

You can say Lego and we’ll know what you mean, just as we can say Legos and you’ll know what we mean. The only difference between us is that you’re a stupid prick.

Me scrolling down:

Dude. You’re a dick. Seriously. I’ve had my fair share of pedantic conversations in my life, but this one takes takes the cake. I’ve never seen someone so angry about someone saying Legos that they would go so far as to deride that they are less than a professional writer. “Someone who writes for a living should know…

I bet you’re fun at parties.

And a contribution from Twitter-famous Darth:

He listed games that could realistically be included. Both Conker’s, Banjo Kazooie, and Perfect Dark are owned by Microsoft. They would rather that you buy this instead of a N64 Classic.

I mean, it’s a link to the Kinja site that more typically covers issues in comic books. So are you just jerking yourself off, or were you actually curious?

This always baffled me, but there’s absolutely like... Trekkies out there who are conservatives and stuff. I don’t get it, did you just think Star Trek was about those cool times when Kirk was punching aliens or Picard zapped guys with phasers? Did you miss like... everything between those moments?

Time to get back to doing what this country is really good at: kicking the shit out of Nazis.