Is "shups" a Happy Endings reference? Please say yes!

Wild guess. What's your affiliation with the U.S. Air Force?

A bit off topic, but is there anyone on this Earth that actually pays for the care plan on a DVD or video game purchase?

A bit off topic, but is there anyone on this Earth that actually pays for the care plan on a DVD or video game…

It was*.

Most importantly, the guy in the background looks like he's rubbing his cymbal nipples and enjoying the hell out of it. #politicaldiscourse

Password is Taco

Us not GLORIOUS Democratic Republic North Korea! Us evil godless western scum from Americas of States United!!

That's excellent. +1

Semper ubi sub ubi

The board can just fire Zuckerberg and tacitly give you permission to keep posting old Buzzfeed listicles on your wall.

To obtain a clean pink

Also, if you read closely, at least one side is missing the "wife" part of that scenario. But yes, that was roughly my initial guess as well.

UPDATE: Yes

No Abba Zaba??? This list is invalid!!!

As long as Snake and Drug Dealer are still around, that's fine by me.

I say any birthday in September is probably the way to go.

We call those "manmosas" and they are pretty tasty. Useful as a kick-starter for an all-day day-drinking session.

We call those "manmosas" and they are pretty tasty. Useful as a kick-starter for an all-day day-drinking session.

I'm blowing a coniferous.

This. One hundred times this.