ibnsafir
Ibn Safir
ibnsafir
Contributing Editor. When he's not pullin' up, he's usually jumpin' out. You can find him in the cut.
Apr 23 2019
55

AND THAT’S WHY THEY’RE SOFT

Apr 22 2019
6

OMFG I WENT TO MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH THIS DUDE!

Mar 11 2019
291

If there’s a bright side, this is the first time a Jaguar’s made a clean tackle on someone since 2017.

Mar 8 2019
11

So on the song, it’s a fake MJ singing for a cartoon image of a fake MJ. So not really Michael Jackson at all which is good for me because YOU WILL NEVER REMOVE THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA SONG FROM MY HEAD

Mar 7 2019
4

“underscores his alarmingly cozy relationship with the official spokesnetwork of the world’s oldest Caillou impersonator.” Read more

Mar 7 2019
8

“...the world’s oldest Caillou impersonator.” Read more

Mar 1 2019
19

Phoenix materia is definitely recommended; it causes some damage and revives some undoubtedly fallen party members. Keep Wall casted at all times to cut damage in half. Two casts of Knights of Round should be all it takes to defeat this boss

Mar 1 2019
31

The Sephiroth comparison combined with the photo of her from a little ways away was perfect. Is her dog named Meteor?

Feb 27 2019
22

What did Funko Pop dolls do to deserve this comparison? 

Feb 25 2019
75

As a dog returns to its vomit, so an alleged rapist repeats his McDonald’s order.
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Feb 19 2019
8

This is why we need to end “no-knock warrants.” the couple was packing heat, and now they’re dead for defending themselves. Read more

Feb 14 2019
71

I mean Montana itself is a Spanish word. 

Jan 30 2019
6

I think his hair looks fuckin’ rad.

Jan 23 2019
8

No worries. Appreciate the opportunity 

Jan 23 2019
26

I hate to be that dude but in the interest of accuracy, 2 things missed in proofreading (I’m a teacher so it’s a hard habit to break): Bitch McConnell is from Kentucky, you wrote Iowa; and you repeated a whole paragraph twice. Keep up the good work though

Jan 23 2019
9

Because they’re not requirements under the Constitution. That might sound tautological, but SCOTUS has consistently held that, outside of signature and filing fee requirements, the qualifications the Constitution requires for someone to be elected are the sole requirements and cannot be expanded. Presumably, in the Read more

Jan 21 2019
15

If you did in fact fall into a deep coma in the weeks after 9/11, welcome to 2019. Read more

Jan 21 2019
21

Rudy’s code in life has always been, “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

Dec 11 2018
132

I hate to be this person, but would you consider removing the method she used to complete her suicide? Read more