Just reading that second paragraph left my cloaca partially engorged.
This is recorded too. This isn't some off the cuff remark. So, either they didn't bother doing other takes, sensing this was likely the best they'd get; or this was the best of several takes. "Wettest from the standpoint of water." Thanks for clarifying it wasn't the wettest from the standpoint of urine.
Elegant and restrained styling, I see u Rodrigo!
About that study...
Who hurt you with a fart machine Alex?
It’s a little bit sad when you realize “Reno 911" featured some of the most responsible police work in the United States.
But I am kinda concerned that the fire exit was locked.
Weren’t those tasers? They looked a little bulky for pistols, and that grey thing on the end looked like the cap that blows off when it deploys.
“I’d have just shot the fuckers.”
-American police officers
Not sure I did...Akira?
But... but... his wife said she can *definitely* tell the difference and, as we all know, women never ever lie about how impressive a man’s dick is!
Exactly. “Just trust me it’s bigger” doesn’t exactly sell me on it.
The problem is, if he already has kids, he kind of is ‘succesful’ in the eyes of Darwin.
“Survival of the fitest” only requires you to get to an age you can procreate, get to try to procreate and actually succesfully procreate
So he injected stem cells into his dick to make it bigger, yet ‘didn’t get out a ruler’ to note the results? Moron.
I’m calling bullshit. No guy in the world would try something this stupid without having already measured his cock in exacting detail so he could excitedly (and then disappointedly) measure the “after” effects in just as much detail. I mean, c’mon, we’ve all at least taken a ruler down there to check...
So, since when do you work for Pinterest?
I would love nothing more than an option to filter out Pinterest entirely from all my search results.
I would say that's more an argument to go out and buy bandaids than investigate alternative uses for the spices, personally.
Actually, very good. We never have bandaids in my house, but we have all kinds of spices like this!