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I wonder if smooth jazz would annoy more people.

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Just develop a love of the most obnoxiously grating dubstep you can find, and blast it at maximum volume whenever the dog barks. If it's barking when the owners aren't home, blast it for an equivalent amount of time when they get back.

"a dog that likes to joyously say hello to the world at all hours of the night, it's just so happy to be alive"
I'm thinking this proves that you have been a dog owner. LOL

The men and women's game is very different in tennis. The men's has become dominated by power. Aces, serving and volleying, with less exchanges. Women do not have the service men do and play more finesse tennis (the Williams sisters play a power game but even the the fastest women's serve was 126 mph or so, which

Sorry. I disagree. Unless they are mentally ill, they should be tried as adults. Even my 5-year-old nephew knows that death is permanent. These two girls are more than old enough to understand that killing someone is not a game.

I love how you're surprised! :)

"It was like a war scene. "

Um. There is a fitting punishment for this. It's making every single kid who partook in it clean it up and do janitorial duties after school for a few weeks.

I'd ask him, but I'm not on twitter.

Oh, as a consummate sleeper, Jeremy's getting no judgment from me.

I loved Nick V in Bring it On.

The geese were herded off the road by a special police escort, stopping traffic for more than an hour during rush-hour.

My point was that the existence of a sonogram showing she was pregnant doesn't in any way prove she had an abortion. She may have, or may not have. Either way, Mayweather's a dick of the highest order.

We have no way of knowing if she was planning to terminate at the time of the sonogram, and honestly, how is it anyone's business? What difference does it possibly make?

i imagine the story editors at Wife Swap looking up from their shooting schedules, making accidental eye contact, and shivering with shame and disgust and one of them says, choking back tears "i went to Brown, you know." and the other spits out "i know that! be quiet and think up a damn plot twist or shut up! stop

oh my GOD, you are precious.

Well it's a civil case, so there's no cops or prosecutors involved, nor any final declaration of "guilty," nor will anyone go to jail, rather Egan must prove he was harmed enough to be awarded damages and reparations. Singer's reputation could be smeared, but if he's really a creep, who cares? If he's not then he

... and don't even get her (and me) STARTED on destination weddings.

Of COURSE birds are vicious: they're highly evolved dinosaurs, people! Why does NO ONE EVER HEED DR. GRANT'S SAGE WARNINGS?!