And it seems like yesterday that West Point would get all a-flutter about Public Displays of Affection ...

My best friend did the same thing in the photo in front of the White Horse Tavern, site of a bachelor party back a while ago ... what’s the statute of limitations for ruining a photo (I still have it, and for the right price I could scan it and post it if anyone is interested) ...

Owning one of these gizmos must be a lot like watching the recent film Steve Jobs (which I did over the weekend) ... disappointing, unfulfilling, and something I could have done without. Which I am continuing to do with(out) the watch. Which may be unfair to Steve Jobs, since I’m in the dark about what exactly he…

When God gives you lemons, make Lemonade. Or something.

Clearly a sign of the Second Coming.

I’m thinking Sojourner Truth or Rosa Parks.

This is a wise political move on the part of the White House and ultimately the Democrat party, since the GOP base already has enough microcephalics on its team.

When do da persecution of Christians begin for realz?

How exactly are “Christians” being discriminated against in this country? I know ISIS/ISIL is beheading and crucifying and torturing them in the Middle East, but here? I searched the Internet. I mean, other than not being allowed to have prayer in public schools, or not having a stone monument of the 10 Commandments…

I’m waiting for the new deluxe model of the Trump Tumbrel, perfect for that last ride to the guillotine! Order now—guaranteed on-time delivery for the impending revolution!

I have nothing to do with students, colleges and campuses, or even #BlackLivesMatter, and I usually don’t read these sort of posts, but I gotta say ... more power to them. Younger people have invariably gone to college idealistic and hopeful, with some sort of idea on how things need to be changed. I don’t think…

Somehow I confused Teresa and her unfortunately badly pronounced surname (but hey, it’s her name) with the Real Housewife who does or doesn’t have cancer and did or did not die. You will better imagine my confusion when I add I have no idea who any of these reality-show celebrities actually are.

Damn, and I was just going to comment that they don’t actually hover anyway. But this one does, and it’s much cooler.

Checking your phone while you’re using a urinal is bad enough, but what about guys who watch porn on their cell with one hand and fondle their tool with the other? I mean, I don’t know anyone who does this, I’m just sayin’...

I’m now waiting for those same Republicans to proclaim Planned Parenthood the ISIS of American promulgating sexual slavery here. Unless they’ve already done that and I missed it.

Less embarrassing than changing “Donald Trump” to “Someone With A Yooooge Dick,” I imagine.

“Brutal”? Ha. “Brutal” would be Little Marco with little boys in the big chair. Of course that wouldn’t be very funny, but then, these aren’t either.

Not for nothing, but why are two men “manning” the “pink world of lady-ccentric swag” at CPAC? Women aren’t pink enough? What?

I didn’t know conservatives knew what the word rectum means. Well except for that joke, “Rectum? Damn near killed him.”

I like to tell people that when I drink at parties, my homicidal urges invariably come out, and the DA’s office let me off with a slap on the wrist the last time. I’m not taking any chances.