But seriously, what is worrying you? Is it best practices? Methodology? Curriculum? Materials?

I've been teaching ELLs for years. This is what I go by:

That...was...

Hey Mark: here's one from another thread:

I had sex in a tub once. Got a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.

All I got is using the latest Calvin Klein underwear model as a crotch mule.

Ew no. I'm allergic to red.

I like those shoes. 10/10 would eat both.

Sluttlefish...shouldn't get so drunk...also, isn't that mantle a little short? ALL THAT MALE RESPONSE IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU WHORE.

This is true. I'm not sure why "we" haven't decided it's ours yet.

I ask my SO for this ALL THE TIME. He used to dance for the money they'd throw. Ima keepin all his sperm packets...

Exactly right. Although being a sovereign nation never stopped us from getting involved, if oil was involved, was my point. Human lives, not so much.

Cut to Todd Akin holding up a pic of sluttily dressed cuttlefish (ooh, a sluttlefish) proclaiming, "See, I told you so."

Isn't this the same group that kidnapped and trafficked 276 schoolgirls? But we won't get involved because "our" oil supply isn't being threatened.

Plus you get them leetle spermies quantum barrier tunneling...

...cooked till it's tender...

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