Before I read this, can someone advise whether or not it relates to dogs in lieu of children?

To be fair, I was also in school during Columbine. The difference is that this was NOT A DAILY OCCURRENCE. We should praise these kids for taking a stand and speaking up for change, but I think it’s silly to compare Columbine and any subsequent responses to any of the other near-daily incidents which occur now in the…

Oh geeez take a nap.

Call me crazy but I’m going to trust the decision-making of the millionaire’s team of attorneys over you.

Internet Expert Lawyer Alert!

We clearly do NOT have gun control considering our children and other law-abiding citizens keep getting shot in the face during broad daylight. We aren’t controlling anything and the argument that we must find a common ground between lawful gun ownership and keeping guns out of criminals’ hands is crap. I will happily…

Ok to be fair, giving away a top 10 for Fultz would be pretty ridiculous at this point.

So are things pretty serious between you two?

Um, no. Raptors do this every year then fail to win a game on the road.

I know I’ll only get flamed for saying this in Jezebel comments and really not sure why I’m still saying it (I’ll get flamed for admitting this and still saying something anyway), BUT - in a conversation wherein women regularly and rightfully complain of men asserting themselves over a woman, I increasingly hear women…

Fat man in the diaper is the story’s protagonist imo.

I love Deadspin readers. So many comments here about how this freshman, who’s averaging nearly 30 points and 10 boards (plus 4 boards and 2 steals???) per game on 45% FG and 40% 3PT, is just a shitty player. Thanks for the quality takes, Deadspin gang.

Sorry, but did you watch the NBA last year? If so, did you also make these same comments last January when Cavs looked like hot butt before subsequently destroying the Eastern Conf?

You are nothing but detrimental to the cause you think you support. This is ridiculous bullshit.

Good lord.

Which famous man “who is a rapist” are you referring to?

It’s so ridiculous. Only male celebrities do this type of stuff. And it’s all of them! Female celebrities are all grounded, humble, and not high maintenance at all.

We recently ditched the coffee table and replaced with a small side table on one end of the sofa, a floating shelf on the wall by the other end, and a big pouf. We end up moving around the side table and pouf as an almost modular way of rearranging the room to fit our needs from day to day. It’s wonderful and I love…

Correct.

No way. They sang along to the song! I hope their lives are ruined.