But wait, didn’t Jia or someone at Jezebel just write an I’m leaving NY article after the homeless man with the poop bag assaulted that woman?

Seriously, that guy though. A woman is passed out on the floor but his bottles must be upright.

Nothing against freckle havers (I have many too) but I hate the name of this company. It’s too precious.

Who ARE these people?

Even the Trump supporters in the audience looked uncomfortable. Batshit crazy Republicans who think Donald Trump should be leader of the free world know it was creepy.

“Light yachting...” Brilliant.

Ha, that’s funny. I have a friend who was just dumped by a guy for Miranda Lambert. For real. It’s all cyclical.

I’m occasionally disturbed by the fact that you can legislate TIME. Like Arizona has no DST. Because they don’t want it. However, the best thing about winter is my hot water bottle. My husband asked me today if it was the best thing he’s ever bought me. Hands motherfucking down. Fired that baby up today and it’s only…

They updated today! They copied the Jezebel mention here.

We have awesome folks here in NC who counterprotest with funny signs on Saturdays: http://saturdaychores.tumblr.com/

I know how everybody always talks about how crazy Florida is but goddamn, weird shit always happens in Albuquerque.

I’ve always said Cetaphil looks like/feels like semen. Fact.

THANK YOU. I no longer feel alone. I only read Jezebel only to find out who the hell people in the tabloids are.

It is physically impossible to change babies in those bathrooms.

Clipped fingernails. The entire first hour of the flight. Right behind me.

Save a hole for Jesus!