There are only a few things you need here. Two cuts and a fork. Two cuts give you 4 brownies, and the fork is to stab anyone who tries to take them.

Oh man, I loved Surya Bonaly when I was a kid. Forget all the Tara vs. Michelle hubbub. I thought Surya was a badass, and I still think she never really got her due. I loved that she was muscular and strong. I loved that she often wore outfits that were pants, not skirts. And I loved how she moved on the ice.

If you’re interested in what she’s doing now, apparently she’s living in the Twin Cities: http://www.citypages.com/news/figure-skatings-bad-girl-star-surya-bonaly-makes-new-life-in-minnesota/392501041

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The inaccuracy I was referring to isn’t about whether Bonaly was the first to do a back flip to one blade—it’s about whether the move was banned because of Bonaly. The rules made no distinction between a two foot landing or a one foot landing in terms of making it illegal. The difficulty of a one foot landing was…

I still can’t tell if you’re serious. I’d like to think no one is this stupid, but just in case:

I cannot tell if this is a serious comment or not.

Lindsay Graham’s comment is fucking stupid on its face - “We need an national event saying ‘Thank You’ to our men and women in uniform?”

A lot of people also confuse being “good” with being technically proficient. Somebody like Steve Vai could play circles around Keith Richards, but Richards is a better guitarist to me because he writes good riffs and plays them in a way that makes me feel stuff. Aimless meedley meedlies may be harder to play, but…

Sammy Davis Jr.: If you were prejudiced, Archie, when I came into your house, you would have called me a “coon” or a “nigger.” But you didn’t say that, I heard you clear as a bell, right straight out you said: “colored”.

You know who else took pictures with black people? The KKK.

It’s Michael Shannon. Cocaine would be too pedestrian for him to shove up his nose.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

iron man 3 is actually one of my favorite marvel movies and i love watching it every christmas

True. Also completely irrelevant to the conversation. A law can be just in what it outlaws while being unjust in how it applies punishment. Non-scaled fines are not just.

NO Banner. ONLY HULK!

she lost control because she went around the corner too fast

Minneapolis isn’t perfect, but it’s the neighborhoods like this that make me miss living there. Vibrant, diverse, and people who really do care about their city.

Second that. Almost all the media coverage has been focused on all the stereotypical “Minnesota Nice” bullshit. Minneapolis is better than that.