Wow, his career is over now. I guessing Christopher Pummer will replace him on Hart to Hart.

no worries. my town is right next to a major highway. every time a semi truck tire pops on the highway, the crime watch facebook feed lights up with I HEARD GUNSHOTS!!!!!!!!!

He’s a lot of fun at parties he’s never invited to.

I don’t know why everyone is jumping down your throat since cops seem to mistake a backfire for gunfire often.

A 17km ship that also was creating its own artificial gravity field at that.

Sigh.

And Ellen Aims in Streets of Fire.

It’s really the opposite of a Sophie’s choice. No matter who wins, you can be happy the other team loses. So, like a Sophie’s choice where she hates both her children.

No, Philly winning is clearly the better of the two evils.

I’m glad that you share similar thoughts on eagles fans being miserable, but I really need to stress to you that I am actively rooting for your team to lose and for you to be so upset about it that you throw up down the front of your jersey.

That sound is the head gasket warning chime from the car.

Ok, that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.

They are going to absolutely shit their pants with ecstasy if they ever go to a Neil Diamond concert.

Every single detail in this story makes me want to set shit on fire.

If a person can’t have confidence that Speed 2: Cruise Control is going to be great, then what possibly is reliable in this life?

Back in 1997 I was out in LA visiting a friend. She got us 2 tickets to screen a movie. Free! Popcorn and soda included. BEFORE the movie started while in line, some dude with a camera asked me to plug the movie. Remember, free popcorn and soda. “It was GREAT! I’m gonna see it again!” I said. The movie was so bad I…

I’m really tired of the “taken out of context” excuse.

Now there’s an hourlong procedural drama that I could really get into.

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