Hey, thanks for sharing your hideously sexist comment to Oppo, because there’s nothing Oppo — a site of more than 97 percent male users — needs than to further alienate it’s few female members.

Did you get that recipe from Thug Kitchen? I used to drool over their recipes all the time. A friend actually brought the same dish to Thanksgiving a couple of years ago. It was good.

Yes, it’s possible, but you’ll have to reconfigure your budget to take into account the gallons of ranch dressing you’ll have to buy as a result. Cats love ranch dressing on their cucumber-rich salads.

My cat and I play a version of hide-n-seek/peekaboo. He loves being in the same room I am, but often times he’ll park himself just outside the doorway, too. I’ll poke my head around the corner and he looks up and sees I’m there. I’ll do it a couple of times, then I’ll stop. Sure enough, seconds after he thinks I’ll…

Stop being so willfully obtuse, For Canada. You’re arguing semantics from a position of privilege. STFU already.

Leaving this for you here, since you might not be able to access it on Oppo, even via a notification link. But direct links work:

Did you also notice how he slowed down when approaching an intersection and made sure it was clear before continuing? That happened right before he came up to the other cars/rider right before the crash. And it looks like they’re going about 45-55 mph, which isn’t unheard of on little back country roads in this state.…

Going over 100? Are you kidding? You realize GoPro cameras have extreme wide angle lenses that distort the perception of speed, right? Also, most rural highways in Texas have a 75 mph speed limit. Some even have 80 mph speed limits. It looks like the bike is travelling pretty close to that speed limit. Yeah, neither…

Wrong. The second motorcyclist walks up to the driver and says, “What were you doing?! You hit them!” The driver responds with, “I don’t care.” Motorcyclist says, “I’ve got it on video, too.” Driver again responds with “I don’t care.” He later admits in the video that he swerved on purpose. The driver is an asshole…

I read your comment before you edited it... I was coming back to reply, but now I’ve see you’ve added more.

D’awww, shucks! I like you, too!

Eh. I never author anything on my personal blog... only on sub-blogs. I keep hoping kinja tech will finally make a real block user feature. Kinja is the only social media outlet I can think of that doesn’t have one. It’s kind of ridiculous. But thank you, Miss Marmalade! :D

Hey, it’s no worries. I really wasn’t asking with any rudeness intended. I said above that I hardly ever comment on Gawker Media main pages anymore, and it’s true. Until now, it had been ages since I’d commented on Jez, but I had commented on Gawker recently (or maybe it was Jez via a crosspost, I forget). I was just…

That’s exactly why, cats. Plus, I’ve seen you around before. I’ve never seen the person who I asked up-thread. Was just trying to figure out if we know each other, since they don’t look like a bot.

I don’t know why you’re being such a gleeful little bitch about an innocent question, or why it matters to you so much that you feel you’re being super clever by following me, too.

Aren't you cute.

Hi. Not trying to be rude, but who are you and why have you decided to follow me?

Yeah, but getting a car stolen by you would be such a pleasant experience, what with all the “please,” “thank you,” and “I’m sorry” declarations demanded by your Canadianess. :D

Please tell me this guy was supposed to be there getting shots, and not just some idiot who stopped in the middle of the road with a fucking selfie stick because, ooooooh Indy cars!

Dude, you do realize Patrick George didn’t make up that word, right?