If you lay face down on the ground as it's coming by, it gives you a freedom boner.

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Ahh, came here for a Maldonado joke. Was not disappointed. +1.

"Thought you said it was in Park"

Exit 22B and the OJ Homage were brilliant little additions.

I want to go for drinks with whoever runs that twitter account.

I think you should've called your doctor after the first four hours.

Carrol Shelby enters AutoZone:

>F40

You can, and will, have fun in a FWD car.

1. Clean the hell out of it and proceed on calling the previous owner a dirty bastard, regardless of how clean it actually is.

Love it or hate it, but it's polarizing to look at.

In Time's Police cars

ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ GO FASTER THERE'S A VIPER COMING QUICK!!!!

yes, you are blind.

I think the 997 had a strange design. at least, they solved part of the problem changing the taillights when they remodelled the car, but still looking kinda strange

Totally with you. This is my favorite look for 911 turbos. The 991 is pretty fucking good looking, though.

Big American V8's are perfect for drifting. Built to have TORQUE FOR DAYS, make that torque and power at relatively low rpms, are incredibly durable, and have blocks thick enough for all of the boost.

I just love this color combo and those rims... *sploosh*