That’s why you take care of it right before boarding - easy to find someone who’s a regular customer, call them to the desk, and comp them the better seat.
I used the wrong their (should have been they’re), please forgive me internet.
Sure thing, let me know when he is in traffic.
My wife and I play an informal game if we are in the car, “Drunk, Old Man or Cellphone.” when we see a vehicle doing stupid stuff. Half points if it’s an old woman or if the distraction is something other than a cellphone. It’s kinda fun especially when we are right, plus it gives another reason to pay attention to…